Fairies, Dragons, and Finding Alien Technology in the Woods… (And I Have No More Tears Left to Give — Only the Stars to Gain) ✨🐒
Dear Readers (my fellow crumpets 🫶)
Today I woke up and decided: I’m done pretending.
I’m lovingly placing my entire current art portfolio up for grabs. Every single piece.
This is how I’m raising the funds to fully commit to a sacred journey I’ve been feeling called to for over 20 years — deep oneness with Gaia, The Creator, and the living Mineral Kingdom through crystal technology as a healer.
This is not a cute little side quest.
This is me stepping off the beaten path into a quiet, intentional 3–6 month pilgrimage into nature. Off-grid. No noise. Full detox. Real solitude. Listening like my life depends on it.
First 90 days
• Full detox of body, mind & spirit
• Collecting stones straight from the earth + ancestral knowledge
• Traveling to sacred grounds across the USA
Last 90 days
• Applying the teachings (sound healing, energy work, crystal integration, and more)
• Visiting specialists and gatherings
• Cataloging everything so I can weave this healing wisdom into my creative practice, future studio, gallery, and art boutique.
I’m stepping back from social media and the noise to go listen deeper. The Wild Ones are calling and I’m finally answering with my whole chest.
If any of these paintings speak(check out offers below) to you and you want to support this wild mission, they’re ready for new homes. Every piece sold helps get me closer to the creeks, the crystals, and the life I’m being asked to live.
🧪 P.S. For the science-minded readers
Yeah… I’m that fairy guy with space rocks.
But this journey is also deeply rooted in real physics. The mineral kingdom I’m learning to work with connects directly to Helmholtz free energy principles (E = A + TS) for healthy space habitats, quantum-crystal transducers, and humanity’s shift from a Type 0.7 civilization toward a multiplanetary future.
Ancient wisdom + future science = the bridge I’m walking.
Your support helps one wild monkey actually test the theory.
Thank you for reading this far.
With love, wild wonder, and only the stars to gain,
Leon 🐒🌿🪲
None Representational Abstract Expression Painting (Journey Priced)offers:
Storage Lot: My current body of work :
5 canvases – 48×60
13 canvases – 36×48
5 canvases – 36×48 (another set)
3 canvases – 48×48
8 rolled canvases – various sizes
$17,000.00 USD
Lot includes a personalized painting if requested ;)
Acrylic Commissions spots for 2026: 4 spots available in each listed size.
Non-Rep Abstract Expression Oil Commission 48 x 60 (portrait orientation). Only 1 Available for 2026
For the Largest support, get my largest commission of an oil painting infused with earth energy, my journey with crystals, and life, the experience over the next 90 days. Personalized and private updates by video memos and other expressions along the way :)
Not ready for a painting or didn't find any merch, but still want to show support?